MAD LIBS!

This should have gone up yesterday, but someone stole the mad lib book:

Happy Birthday! (words in bold are the ones that were put in)

This is a surprise party for Hannah. We are here to celebrate her dildo. All of her most sultry friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful condom. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 69. Naturally, we have some sticky presents for her. Nolan bought her a beautiful copper whip that she can wear on her lovely penis. And our hostess got her a dozen boobs that she can hang in her butt. And we had the bakery send up a huge squishy thong with 3 candles on it. We all want to wish her a very kinky birthday and many happy strawberries. now, let's all sing together, "Happy Chocolate syrup day to you!"

Cellular Phones

A recent survey informs us that one out of every 69 hand jobs owns a succulent phone. Fortunately, thrusting over a mobile clit in recent years has improved seductively. Today, tongue-held balls are all the rage. In restaurants, you find many sheets talking gracefully into their wet phones as they eat their lips. 301 percent of American orgasms place their prostitute calls from their cars as they are fucking to and from their home, office or breast. Walking and talking are now the "in" nipple to do. Over 3 percent of Americans walk our tiresome streets with a hand-held handcuff pressed against their earlobe. 

Perfection

I still struggle alot with the idea of perfection. Whenever I receive something back in class or anything, it is never enough. A 105% on a test would not satisfy me, I am thinking well what if I got that extra 1% or whatever it would be. Even in sports, I can't dwell on a win or anything, I dwell on what if I did this or what if I did that, how would that have changed. This has been apart of my whole life, what if I said this or things like that. I go into situations already thinking about what I'm going to say or do and later if something bad happens I go back and replay over  and over telling myself, what if I did that instead, would it have been better? I need to realize that there are no what ifs. Things happen and I need to accept it and realize I am never going to be perfect. Or I could think I already am perfect, everyone is perfect, they are perfect in that the mistakes and things they do in life make them them. I have learned to tell myself that I will never be perfect, but it is still one of my hardest goals to achieve, to not focus on my failures but to focus on what I'm good at and to accept the things I fail at. I gotta go play indoor soccer now, Peace ladies and gentlemen!

Mmmm Tea

Tea is amazing, especially this yogi tea Girl 1 just gave me. I have never tasted anything like it. I thought it would be just another tea, until I took that first sip...whoa it just hit my throat, a coating of soft, warm, tea. Every sip after is still the same. I almost want to slow down, but at the same time I cannot help but speed up. Yum. He he...Girl 2 farted. She said it stunk, thank god I'm down wind, wait, nope, never mind, I am in the path of the tornado. I finished the tea. Priceless. I must begin my homework, so until next time Ladies and Gentlemen, goodnight. 

Being a Hypocrite

I am being a hypocrite. While reading my book, Legacy of the Heart, I can reflect on why I have pain, the purpose of pain, and so much more. The chapter I am reading right now is about mercy and judgement. I always say, "I want world peace, I want people to love each other...etc" and yet I still judge people or store hatred towards them. I have to let go of this hate. I am going to try my hardest to not say/think negatively about people. If I am supposed to look at myself and try to forgive my imperfections than I should be willing to do the same for others. How am I supposed to hope for world peace, if I cant even be nice and forgive others for their imperfections? Those who I dislike and find arrogant, stupid, or selfish should be given the chance for forgiveness. Maybe they do not see their own faults, but do I even know/realize all my faults? I'm sure that others judge me and might find me annoying, arrogant or any one of those other qualities. It is time for me to focus on forgiving my imperfections, accepting them and doing this towards others. If I truly want a feeling of unity in this world, it should start with myself and my actions towards others. I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen for being hypocritical and I am going to work harder to accept everyone as they come, even if I do not believe it is true. 

Hot Sandwich

I had my first 6ft hot man sandwich. I must admit, the best I've ever had. Overall though, last night was alot of fun. The first party was below par. But fear not, the second party was very good indeed. Indeed, indeed, there was talking, looking, and dancing. My "sandwich" was not made until we went to the third party. Very unusual for me, I went straight to the dance floor, whereas Girl 1 and Girl 2 waited to play beirut. I started dancing with Man 1, fairly good dancer, just not someone I'm into. Then he pushed me into the meat of my sandwich, hehe. Very juicy and a very good dancer. I finally had to step up my game and keep with his dancing. I was very wet....from SWEAT! Gotcha. I mean I probably could have become "wet".....but lets just hope there is another chance in the future. So after some songs, I was introduced to some gourmet cheese and could not turn down the offer. All three came together to form an amazing sandwich. It was pretty intense and a very good sandwich. I decided that I liked meat alot better than cheese last night and kept on dancing. Waking up this morning was a little difficult for my thighs...they were sore. But in the end it was worth it and alot of fun. Goodnight ladies and gentlemen. Looking forward to dessert. 

Hillary Clinton!

So, today was interesting. I chose to SKIP all my classes, yes twas I Giulia Leggett, and went to go see Hillary speak. I mean come on now, who wouldnt? First off, its an excuse to skip. Secondly, she is already the first woman (that I know of) to run for President and she could in fact be the next President! That is ppuurttty sweet in my opinion. I tried to do some homework right now, but realized it's Friday babaay! I should give myself some off time, especially because I'll have to work a shit load this weekend. I realized that when it comes to writing essays, i suck. I just am not good at organizing my thoughts into good sentences, i have alot to say and some interesting points...but it is really hard for me to situate them all into a good essay. That's life though. I think im done for now. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure. 

Like a "New Baby"

This is my first official "blog". I feel that if I were to act serious or write stuff that I might just be faking it all. Sometimes I'll have those moments like, "have you ever thought about how insignificant we are...etc", but as of right now, that is not what I'm feeling. Plus, I think this will be a blog that is a journal. Right now, I am yelling at Mikayla she is a pooper. She wont let me do anything. So much for my first blog, I got all off track. Till next time, ladies and gentlemen. I'm out.