Happy Birthday! (words in bold are the ones that were put in)
This is a surprise party for Hannah. We are here to celebrate her dildo. All of her most sultry friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful condom. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 69. Naturally, we have some sticky presents for her. Nolan bought her a beautiful copper whip that she can wear on her lovely penis. And our hostess got her a dozen boobs that she can hang in her butt. And we had the bakery send up a huge squishy thong with 3 candles on it. We all want to wish her a very kinky birthday and many happy strawberries. now, let's all sing together, "Happy Chocolate syrup day to you!"
Cellular Phones
A recent survey informs us that one out of every 69 hand jobs owns a succulent phone. Fortunately, thrusting over a mobile clit in recent years has improved seductively. Today, tongue-held balls are all the rage. In restaurants, you find many sheets talking gracefully into their wet phones as they eat their lips. 301 percent of American orgasms place their prostitute calls from their cars as they are fucking to and from their home, office or breast. Walking and talking are now the "in" nipple to do. Over 3 percent of Americans walk our tiresome streets with a hand-held handcuff pressed against their earlobe.
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